From drose@not.rd.wdi.disney.com Wed Jan 22 16:56:08 1997 Date: Wed, 22 Jan 1997 13:57:10 -0800 From: David Rose To: rose@garnet.acns.fsu.edu Subject: HUM: Oxymorons Status: RO ------- start of forwarded message (RFC 934 encapsulation) ------- [ forwards deleted ] Act naturally Advanced BASIC Airline food Almost exactly Alone together benign neglect Business ethics Butt head Childproof Christian Scientists Clearly misunderstood Computer jock Computer security Definite maybe Diet ice cream Dodge Ram Exact estimate Found missing Genuine imitation Good grief Government organization Legally drunk Living dead Microsoft Works Military intelligence New classic "Now, then ..." Passive aggression Peace force Plastic glasses Political science Pretty ugly Rap music Religious tolerance Resident alien Revealed knowledge Safe sex Same difference Sanitary landfill Silent scream Small crowd Soft rock Software documentation Sweet sorrow Synthetic natural gas Taped live Temporary tax increase Terribly pleased Tight slacks Twelve-ounce pound cake Working vacation ------- end -------