Riiinnnnnnnnnnnggggggg "Hello?" "This is Code Enforcement. You have offensive accumulations and growths in your yard." "Huh! What do you mean?" "City Ordinance requires you to control growth of grass, weeds and underbrush on your property." "Really! Why?" "We are the law. You must obey us. It doesn't matter why. It's the law." "I don't know what to do. Why don't you have someone come out and show me what to do." "We don't do that." "Look. I'm a nice guy. I give the city permission to landscape my yard any way it wants." "We don't do that. You have ten days to comply. Otherwise you will be issued an official Notice of Violation, which will result in fines being imposed against you and your property."